dicklemia 

The female version of "blue balls". When a woman is in desperate need to feel the dick of a man inside her vagina for orgasmic pleasure but is refused such act and forced to go without. Leaving her irritated, irrational and unable to focus

I was so close to getting some and instead he had to leave abruptly and now I'm left with dicklemia.

dicklemia by Belladomina77 February 8, 2024

dicklexia 

a penal-cognitive disorder whereby a dick is unable to distinguish a vagina from an anus resulting in frequent mispenetrations. If left untreated this disorder may progress to a full blown case of turd dick.

a semi-legitimate excuse for sticking it in your bitches ass.

your bitch: WTF!!! Are you insane? That's my ass!!

you: oh shit! i'm so sorry. I have dicklexia.

your bitch: oh baby. I am sooo sorry. I had no idea. Resume your thrusting.

dicklexia by drpoonandtheteenangels November 20, 2009

Dickleback 

A Dickleback resides on Long Island and drives a giant pick up truck. He sometimes has an American flag or a Trump bumper sticker on there somewhere but is not a requirement. He cuts you off just to end up at the red light with you. When you pull over he is listening to the worst music the radio has to offer at a volume higher than normal ears can handle. He might have a half ass handlebar mustache or a style that should have been terminated for good circa 1986. You may also find a dickleback at a bar or music festival.

Hey check out that dickleback

Dickleback by Coyote_Panda July 15, 2018

dicklomat

Noun. A person who is tactful and skillful in managing delicate situations, handling people, etc., yet completely and totally insincere and self-serving throughout the process.

Steve proved to be quite the dicklomat when it became apparent that he cared neither for the outcome of the issue or the feelings of those parties involved.

dicklomat by VandoPlaysBass November 25, 2009

Dicklomat

People on the internet who try to be overly politically correct and open minded, when in fact they are none of these things. Instead, they rant on the internet to appear better then the general public because of their opinions.

Person 1: Christopher read one article on a topical issue , he now thinks hes an expert and keeps preaching online.
Person 2: What a dicklomat!

Dicklomat by Elitist_destroyer March 11, 2016

dicklomatic immunity

When you and your whole group of friends are immune to a persons authority because one of you is fucking her.

That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.

dicklomatic immunity by AjJohnson6969 September 2, 2016

Dicklomatic Relations 

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.

Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."

Dicklomatic Relations by baggins231 January 11, 2010