parties

Weed and alcohol. What was once a simple, innocent, get together for friends and family, is now essentially a cool kid hangout to "get drunk" and "get high" as if it's the only way to have a "good time". Typically, shitty music is played at these but everyone seems to enjoy it for one reason or another (mostly because a good 90% or so don't have actual personalities).

See also: party.

Dipshit: Dude, are you going to the party this weekend?
Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.

parties by cakedonkey November 22, 2004

parties

An excuse for kids to gather sketchily in someones basement, backyard, or parents living room drinking hard alcohol out of clear water bottles (as if people can't figure out that they aren't sipping Evian). There ofcourse are the regulars at every party. Theres always atleast 3 girls crying, the really high kid, the drunk girl everyones trying to control, the cracked out kids who sit on the couch in a daze, and the nerds who try really hard to blend in. Theres only like 5 really good parties a year becuase in Fairfield County kids prefer to either sit at the party talking about how gay it is or sit at home imagining how gay it would have been. Becuase they're too cool to take the risk of being at a "gay party".

-DUDE, DID YOU GO TO THAT PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT!?!

-I HEARD IT WAS GAY

-YEA....I GUESS IT KINDA WAS....

parties by Bri Bri August 3, 2005

You should tell that at parties. 

Sarcastic reply to a lame story or bad joke.

Girl A: "Omg, so I went to the mall today and there was this cool shirt, so I bought it."

Girl B: "wow, you should tell that at parties..."

You should tell that at parties. by JRBizzle November 7, 2010

popular parties 

parties that popular kids that no one cares about get invited to just to talk about unpopular kids, drink, get high, fuck, and make out because they finally notice that they are jackasses

Unpopular kid 1: popular parties are gay!

Unpopular kid 2: Why?

Unpopular kid 1: Because they are just parties with popular people. And they don't think about inviting regular people.

popular parties by dancinboy49 October 18, 2010

in parties 

to be totally wasted by alcohol or drugs

"Sorry about yesterday, I was in parties.. I couldn't even walk home"

in parties by tsitsi October 9, 2008

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.

person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

Cheekbone polishing parties by Analisa Raeburn May 1, 2014

prince of parties 

The coolest music video in the world. Everyone should see it. Comes from the HBO original flight of the conchords.

Dude im totally the prince of parties.

prince of parties by Michael omar April 13, 2008