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Dicklema

A dicklema is defined as a dilemma but in another hypothetical aspect of the spectrum under the hypothesis of the mathematical biology behind dick. Thank you
Nah im kidding dicklema is a dilemma u just say dick in front.
Girl: bro i got a dicklema rn
Person: oh shit what happened
by dagagapancake69 May 24, 2023
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Dickleback

A Dickleback resides on Long Island and drives a giant pick up truck. He sometimes has an American flag or a Trump bumper sticker on there somewhere but is not a requirement. He cuts you off just to end up at the red light with you. When you pull over he is listening to the worst music the radio has to offer at a volume higher than normal ears can handle. He might have a half ass handlebar mustache or a style that should have been terminated for good circa 1986. You may also find a dickleback at a bar or music festival.
Hey check out that dickleback
by Coyote_Panda July 15, 2018
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dicklomat

Noun. A person who is tactful and skillful in managing delicate situations, handling people, etc., yet completely and totally insincere and self-serving throughout the process.
Steve proved to be quite the dicklomat when it became apparent that he cared neither for the outcome of the issue or the feelings of those parties involved.
by VandoPlaysBass November 25, 2009
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Dicklomat

People on the internet who try to be overly politically correct and open minded, when in fact they are none of these things. Instead, they rant on the internet to appear better then the general public because of their opinions.
Person 1: Christopher read one article on a topical issue , he now thinks hes an expert and keeps preaching online.
Person 2: What a dicklomat!
by Elitist_destroyer March 11, 2016
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dicklomatic immunity

When you and your whole group of friends are immune to a persons authority because one of you is fucking her.
That RA can't file a IR against us, our buddy has been Fucking her for months so he has dicklomatic immunity now.
by AjJohnson6969 September 2, 2016
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Dicklomatic Relations

When the Rush Chair, President, or PR Officer of your Fraternity hooks up on a (semi)regular basis with his female countepart in a sorority, IFC, or other campus organization, with whom he already has a strong working relationship. Frequently occurs under the guise of working on a real issue, but somehow always results in the departure of said "dicklomat" from parties, pubs, and other events with his brothers at late hours of the night.
Brother#1: "Sorry guys, I gotta jet. Visiting with Britt from the Betas tonight, got to talk about, uh, winter rush planning."

Brother#2: "Way to keep up dicklomatic relations, son."
by baggins231 January 11, 2010
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dicklomatic immunity

Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.
My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.
by Bongman7 October 16, 2006
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