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Noun. A person who is tactful and skillful in managing delicate situations, handling people, etc., yet completely and totally insincere and self-serving throughout the process.
Steve proved to be quite the dicklomat when it became apparent that he cared neither for the outcome of the issue or the feelings of those parties involved.
by VandoPlaysBass November 25, 2009
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