Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now

A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"

A hard, solid piece of furniture you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!

Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
by PoozerHater June 1, 2010
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when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas
"why is the chair talking?"
by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020
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The pairing/ship for Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl.
Chuck is played by Ed Westwick
Blair is played by Leighton Meester
My perfect couple in GG is Chair.
by iree8 October 1, 2011
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A form of seating used to keep oneself off of the ground.
Can also be used as an insult.
"I sat on a chair to keep my jeans clean!"
"You are a CHAIR!"
by Hammy the great January 9, 2018
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(N) A raised platform on one would sit to keep one's self off the dirt which is on the ground. Chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility of one's sitting session.
-"Dude that is a nice chair your sitting on, i love the padding on it, it must be such a comfortable sitting session you are experiencing"
"yes, quite"
by Yung Simon July 27, 2005
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Something you sit on
Hey I really want to sit on that chair
by dobson1 March 27, 2007
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Originating from Gossip Girl fans all around the world, the word Chair is basically a different version of the already defined Waldass. It's a combination of the two characters names, to make one.
So in other words;
Chuck + Blair = Chair

Got it? Good.
Heather: Did you see last night's episode of GG?
Betty: Amagad! Yeahhh!!! Chair were so hot together. It's unbelievableee!!!!!
Heather: inorite!
by Laura-Marie February 16, 2010
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