dickfruit 

Lit. 'fruit of the loins'; the offspring of a fuckstick and choadsmoker.

Corey is a real dickfruit.

dickfruit by Lord Jirate December 31, 2003

dicktroit 

Another name for the shittiest city in the United States. It has the worst people living in it and sky high taxes.

Man 1: Shit, I have to go to Dicktroit this sucks!
Man 2: You mean Detroit.
Man 1: Shut up Ron.

dicktroit by Big Goody June 14, 2020

Dickbritter 

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.

I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.

Dickbritter by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

Dickfrivolous 

A man carefree and not serious foolish and irresponsible with the Dick. Just getting women pregnant all over the place and not taking care of his responsibilities.

Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Mr. "I Put a Spell on You" claimed to have 57 or 75 children. Ain't nobody supporting 57 kids, that dude was dickfrivolous.

Dickfrivolous by Polymath72 September 23, 2017

dicktuition 

The intuition that certain women and most gay men have for knowing the approximate length and girth of a stranger's penis.

My dicktuition tells me he's packin!

dicktuition by bbfemmex January 13, 2010

dicktraitor

Someone you trusted but they end up hooking up with the girl you like.

A; I can't believe he did that to me man, he knew how much I liked her.
B: This guy sounds like a real dicktraitor.

dicktraitor by SwaPra March 22, 2017

Dickflute 

1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.

2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.

Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.

John: Linda is such a Dickflute.

Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!

Dickflute by El Dickflute July 9, 2010