Dickritos

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.
Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS
by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018
mugGet the Dickritosmug.

Dickrito

When you wrap a soft tortilla shell filled with taco meat around your penis while having your dick sucked.
HEY NICOLE, YOU WANT A DICKRITO?
by Flat Jack June 12, 2021
mugGet the Dickritomug.