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dickslut 

One who craves cock constantly, without fail.(originated melb, vic)
Sam is a dirty dickslut
dickslut by dumpkin May 13, 2005

Dickflation

When dick is readily available and in excess, making females not appreciate dick and rendering it useless and/or devalued.
Yo, these females don't respect dudes anymore. These 4 be acting like 10's bruh, Dickflation got a bitch thinking she a baddie!

Hoes better recognize, dis dick ain't free! Dickflation got me fucked up!
Dickflation by Suciopath April 23, 2021
1. to be completely parallel and against or upon a flat surface
2. to be fully immersed with oneself into and onto another
3. to be overly intoxicated and unconscious while laying face first on one’s stomach
“Man! Chesterfield drank so much last night he ended up dickflush in the front yard this morning.”

“Girl, you know I’m about to be dickflush inside you real soon.”

“He unzipped his pants and with a slop atop the tabletop - there indeed he was, smiling all dickflush”
dickflush by amicusknox August 11, 2023

Dickflurry 

When you're banging a chick, take a shit in her mouth, then proceed to piss in it. Then, use your dick as a stirring straw and put it in her mouth to mix the shit with the piss. Then nut in her mouth. And to top it off, punch her in the face and make sure the blood drips into her mouth and mixes in with the shit, piss and cum. I give you, the Dickflurry.
This one chick here dow, I gave how a Dickflurry foww showw.
Dickflurry by DillingerXXX January 13, 2011

Dickulate 

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.
"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."
Dickulate by 2wildchics May 20, 2014

dickflat 

A Term used to define a male erection that all of a sudden goes Flaccid for no apparent reason.
I was having sex with my boyfriend and we were just "Bumping and Grinding" when all of a sudden he went limp, ERT! He got a DICKFLAT!
dickflat by Virtual Fantasm February 24, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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