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Dickflute 

1.Noun- An insult to one person at anyone time.

2. Noun- A word for a Penis. To play the the Dickflute is to masturbate.
Linda: You're a piece of shit, you know that?
John: Pffft, whatever, Dickflute.

John: Linda is such a Dickflute.

Matt: See you guys later, I'm just gonna go play the Dickflute!
Dickflute by El Dickflute July 9, 2010
Words you can keep

dickslut 

One who craves cock constantly, without fail.(originated melb, vic)
Sam is a dirty dickslut
dickslut by dumpkin May 13, 2005

Dickflation

When dick is readily available and in excess, making females not appreciate dick and rendering it useless and/or devalued.
Yo, these females don't respect dudes anymore. These 4 be acting like 10's bruh, Dickflation got a bitch thinking she a baddie!

Hoes better recognize, dis dick ain't free! Dickflation got me fucked up!
Dickflation by Suciopath April 23, 2021
1. to be completely parallel and against or upon a flat surface
2. to be fully immersed with oneself into and onto another
3. to be overly intoxicated and unconscious while laying face first on ones stomach
Man! Chesterfield drank so much last night he ended up dickflush in the front yard this morning.”

“Girl, you know I’m about to be dickflush inside you real soon.”

“He unzipped his pants and with a slop atop the tabletop - there indeed he was, smiling all dickflush”
dickflush by amicusknox August 11, 2023

Dickflurry 

When you're banging a chick, take a shit in her mouth, then proceed to piss in it. Then, use your dick as a stirring straw and put it in her mouth to mix the shit with the piss. Then nut in her mouth. And to top it off, punch her in the face and make sure the blood drips into her mouth and mixes in with the shit, piss and cum. I give you, the Dickflurry.
This one chick here dow, I gave how a Dickflurry foww showw.
Dickflurry by DillingerXXX January 13, 2011

Dickulate 

When you check out a guy and speculate the length and girth of his dick. Experts who specialize in this artform are known as dick psychics.
"As my friend and I checked out the guy at the next table, we dickulated that he had a long, but skinny cock."
Dickulate by 2wildchics May 20, 2014

dickflat 

A Term used to define a male erection that all of a sudden goes Flaccid for no apparent reason.
I was having sex with my boyfriend and we were just "Bumping and Grinding" when all of a sudden he went limp, ERT! He got a DICKFLAT!
dickflat by Virtual Fantasm February 24, 2015
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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