dickfritter

1) a fritter made of dick

2) a stupid idiot

She really likes dickfritters.
He is such a dickfritter

by sure dickfritter October 14, 2016

DickWitter

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.

This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.

by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

Dickbritter

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.

I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.

by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

Dickwhittery

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery

Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!

by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020

dickshitter

An offensive insult referring to a person's asshole-like qualities.

Dude, you're such fucking dickshitter.

by vinnie baby January 14, 2008

DickFitzer

When you pull out your penial warrior from your sexual adventurous vaginal princess and shove your warrior up your princess's nose

I DickFitzer emily last night, we are getting married in a week

by DickFitzer June 29, 2016

DickFister

a derogitory name for some who fists dicks.

Grafton you are such a dickFister!

by Gibbodahippo February 20, 2009