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DickWitter 

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.
This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.
DickWitter by DeeZZ September 11, 2012

Dickbritter 

Someone who sits next to you in an area with many open seats available. Appropriate for movies, sporting events, bars and airport lounge.
I was the only one in the movie and someone pulled a dickbritter and sat in front or beside me.
Dickbritter by Limerickdude February 2, 2013

Dickwhittery 

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery
Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!
Dickwhittery by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020

dickshitter 

An offensive insult referring to a person's asshole-like qualities.
Dude, you're such fucking dickshitter.
dickshitter by vinnie baby January 14, 2008

DickFitzer 

When you pull out your penial warrior from your sexual adventurous vaginal princess and shove your warrior up your princess's nose
I DickFitzer emily last night, we are getting married in a week
DickFitzer by DickFitzer June 29, 2016

DickFister 

a derogitory name for some who fists dicks.
Grafton you are such a dickFister!
DickFister by Gibbodahippo February 20, 2009