let's go to the airport, just don't bring any liquids, batteries, or, fuck it, don't bring anything
by truthman2221 November 16, 2010
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Airports are places where various aircraft take off and land from. There are big, busy airports, like O'Hare International, and there are small, quiet airports like where I am writing from, Olympia Regional.

Many airports have flight schools where you can learn to fly an airplane or a helicopter. Smaller airports have plenty of airport bums and ramp rats, which is a good thing since flying is fun to watch.

Sometimes airports will have museums, restaurants, and other fun activities.
I am happy because I found a job at the airport, renting out planes and answering phones.

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Let's go to the airport and get a plane ride!
by Athene Airheart May 01, 2004
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A state of immense embarrassment in public; being ridiculed and humiliated in front of others, to the point where you need to disappear or keep a low-profile.
Shawn took a shit in his pants in the school's hallway. He went to the airport.

I got slapped by an ugly chick in class. Damn, that was airport.

Pastor Eric's church members caught him in a brothel. That's airport status. He had to catch a flight.
by rudyslim June 03, 2009
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her chest is so flat even a plane can land on it
by Tosh April 15, 2004
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There are four kinds of airport. #1 International. The largest, busiest airports, taking flights from around the world. Usually has a very long runway. Eg:Los Angeles International airport is the seconf largest airport in the world. #2 Reagional. An airport that takes flights from around country/continent. Eg:Nanaimo Reagional isn't the busiest airport around, but it'll get you around the continent. #3 Local. The second smallest airport, usually has average facilities, only takes local flights. Eg:Qualicum Beach Local will take you as far as Vancouver and up-island, but thats it. #4 Airstrip. Smallest of all airports, usually doesn't have normal airport facilities and can take only small aicraft. Eg:Tofino Airstrip has no facilities, but planes do land there.
Pilot - After the 18 hour flight from Vancouver, we finally arived in at Hong Kong International Airport.
by Minority July 24, 2006
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To forget to get souveneirs while on vacation and then buy some thoughtless tee shirt or such at the airport gift shop.
I had such a blast in Tahiti I forgot to buy my boyfriend a gift, I had to airport him.
by oliver 700 May 21, 2009
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