dickcrust

another word for smegma

" Who's dickcrust is on my bed sheets? "

by notjazzy December 25, 2016

Charles Dickcunts

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye

Oh! Dickcuntfuck!

by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

DickCunt

When a penis is growing out of a vagina

Ohh my Dickcunt is so big

by zack15795 September 17, 2015

Dickcushion

Function: noun
Etymology: variant of pincushion
1. A woman in which the repulsive force between her knees keeps them from staying together.
2. A male bottom with a poop chute like a mail chute.
3. The main course at a gang-bang flambé

Pat really gets around. If (s)he keeps this up, (s)he'll be known as the human dickcushion.

by Rod Springer January 22, 2006

discrusting

someone that is not only disgusting, but also crusty.

Omg she's such an ugly thot. How discrusting!

by dirtyhippieoab April 10, 2015

dickcussion

When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.

Natalie went to a frat party and a got a nasty dickcussion.

by Artholemule July 12, 2015