dicktuition
The intuition that certain women and most gay men have for knowing the approximate length and girth of a stranger's penis.
dicktuition by bbfemmex January 13, 2010
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Dicktation
A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.
Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008
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dicktitious
(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.
As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.
dicktitious by The Working Dead October 8, 2016
Dickduction
The restriction of dick; denial of the cock due to some extenuating circumstance; a lack of penis for certain amount of time.
When I came home from work today and realized the dishes and laundry were not complete, she received an automatic dickduction.
Dickduction by xbEAUtYiSAbEAStx December 30, 2019
Dicktation
Dicktation by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016
dicktation
Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.
(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.
(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!
(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!
dicktation by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006
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