dicktuition 

The intuition that certain women and most gay men have for knowing the approximate length and girth of a stranger's penis.

My dicktuition tells me he's packin!

dicktuition by bbfemmex January 13, 2010

Dicktation 

A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.

"see you draw a dick and then "tation" and you have it dicktation.

Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008

dicktitious

(Adjective) An intentionally false or unintentionally distorted interpretation of an event when recounted by an asshole. Often used vindictively or, or selectively target blame after something has gone wrong.

As if the argument with Kevin after the staff meeting wasn't fun enough, his dicktitious account of of it up the chain of command scored me 45 minutes with Cheryl from HR, getting the whole Professional Behavior and Careful Communications lecture.

dicktitious by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

urban dictitionary 

useless thing that dumb people use like my brother .

urban dictitionary

urban dictitionary by hotdigs2 January 22, 2021

Dickduction 

The restriction of dick; denial of the cock due to some extenuating circumstance; a lack of penis for certain amount of time.

When I came home from work today and realized the dishes and laundry were not complete, she received an automatic dickduction.

Dickduction by xbEAUtYiSAbEAStx December 30, 2019

Dicktation 

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.

Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation

Dicktation by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016

dicktation 

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.

(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!

dicktation by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006