dickaritis 

Dickaritis is the descriptive word for anyone who is considered to be a dick and is becoming an even bigger dick day by day

Wow Jason'has Dickaritis

dickaritis by onegirlsopinion June 12, 2016

Lacka dickalitis 

When a person (usually a female) has gone with out dick for a while.

Im suffering from lacka dickalitis, I need some peniscillin.

Lacka dickalitis by Lone Ly Girl March 17, 2009

Dickitis 

A girl who craves a big penis.

Damn that girl is on him,she must have dickitis!!

Dickitis by eLeezy April 28, 2009

Dickitis 

An illness of needing sex all the time.

Marie isn’t feeling well she has dickitis.

Dickitis by Rosé96 June 29, 2019

Dickritos 

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.

Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS

Dickritos by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

Dickitis 

Wishfully thinking you have a dick

Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.

Dickitis by The Sniffler January 14, 2018

Dickalitus 

Dickalitus: when the dick is abnormally small

bro, you have dickalitus… hope yo girl don’t mind.

Dickalitus by Anonymous_b**** kill_: June 18, 2023