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Lacka dickalitis 

When a person (usually a female) has gone with out dick for a while.
Im suffering from lacka dickalitis, I need some peniscillin.
Lacka dickalitis by Lone Ly Girl March 17, 2009

Dickitis 

A girl who craves a big penis.
Damn that girl is on him,she must have dickitis!!
Dickitis by eLeezy April 28, 2009

Dickitis 

An illness of needing sex all the time.
Marie isn’t feeling well she has dickitis.
Dickitis by Rosé96 June 29, 2019

Dickritos 

When a white guy has a big bag of Doritos and a mexican attempts to take some and the white guy proceeds to put the bag in his pants and continues eating them from his pants so the mexican can't and won't get them.
Brown Man: Gimmie some Doritos CJ
Cracker Jack: BITCH HANDS THE FUCK OFF OF MY DICKRITOS
Dickritos by Spornge Berb May 30, 2018

Dickitis 

Wishfully thinking you have a dick
Todd got his dick chopped off by a rapist but he still suffered from dickitis.
Dickitis by The Sniffler January 14, 2018

Dickalitus 

Dickalitus: when the dick is abnormally small
bro, you have dickalitus… hope yo girl don’t mind.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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