dickdousch 

dickdousch to be a dick and a dousch at the same time and the lack of any common sense

Rhea you are such a dickdousch.

dickdousch by Ironhead---Rock June 28, 2008

dickpouch 

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

dickpouch by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

professor dickdouche 

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

professor dickdouche by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

dickdouche 

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"

dickdouche by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009

dicktouch

Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.

Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.

dicktouch by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004

dickdouche 

dickdouche is combination of being a dick and douche at the same time.

also, deejay is short for dickdouche,
-Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

HEY!, dont be such a dickdouche man!!
or you can just say.
dont be such a DEEJAY!!
that's soooo deejay.

dickdouche by I AM DA BOSS. February 20, 2011

Dickdouche 

A man who has intense intimacy issues and doesn't know how to come out of the closet.

He moves to the couch to sleep after sex because he is afraid of beautiful women.

Wow, Tyler is such a dickdouche. He wouldn't even sleep over with that beautiful, smart, funny, amazing girl he was dating. Maybe he's gay?

Dickdouche by Walkingonsunshine August 1, 2011