dickdouche

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"

by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009

dickdouche

dickdouche is combination of being a dick and douche at the same time.

also, deejay is short for dickdouche,
-Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".

HEY!, dont be such a dickdouche man!!
or you can just say.
dont be such a DEEJAY!!
that's soooo deejay.

by I AM DA BOSS. February 20, 2011

Dickdouche

A man who has intense intimacy issues and doesn't know how to come out of the closet.

He moves to the couch to sleep after sex because he is afraid of beautiful women.

Wow, Tyler is such a dickdouche. He wouldn't even sleep over with that beautiful, smart, funny, amazing girl he was dating. Maybe he's gay?

by Walkingonsunshine August 1, 2011

professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.

teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche

by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

Dickochet

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.

Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.

by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011

dildouche

An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch

Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.

by silentjay April 9, 2007

Dick Douche

1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.

a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!

by Wattx April 3, 2009