Dickdouche

A man who has intense intimacy issues and doesn't know how to come out of the closet.

He moves to the couch to sleep after sex because he is afraid of beautiful women.
Wow, Tyler is such a dickdouche. He wouldn't even sleep over with that beautiful, smart, funny, amazing girl he was dating. Maybe he's gay?
by Walkingonsunshine August 01, 2011
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dickdouche

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".
"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"
by "Biff Rinaldi" March 29, 2009
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dickdouche

dickdouche is combination of being a dick and douche at the same time.

also, deejay is short for dickdouche,
-Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".
HEY!, dont be such a dickdouche man!!
or you can just say.
dont be such a DEEJAY!!
that's soooo deejay.
by I AM DA BOSS. January 31, 2011
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professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche
by wangjiahua December 10, 2010
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