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Goddamn n00b, diama!
diama by plod October 13, 2004
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Damage Limitation 

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.
Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.
Damage Limitation by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016
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Damaging 

Damaging is an adjective; it means causing physical damage or having a detrimental effect on someone or something. So if someone is given the cold shoulder or sent to Coventry it can be damaging to their health and well-being. If someone is given a smack in the chops for no reason, this can affect their emotional well-being as well as being physically damaging.
Malcolm’s temperamental bullshit is extremely damaging to both the project and his co-workers.
Damaging by AKACroatalin August 22, 2016

Sperm Damage 

Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.

Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.
A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?

B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.
Sperm Damage by MicahJoe February 11, 2022

collasseral damage 

Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.
I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.
collasseral damage by SHLA September 10, 2012

Massive Damage

The HP loss caused by attacking someone's weakspot.
I was in the woods the other day, and this level 45 Ogre tried attacking me, so I stabbed his weakspot for MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Massive Damage by XRXS July 11, 2006

Diamantsptizhacke 

A diamantsptizhacke is "diamond pickaxe" in German/dutch(?)
Tubbo:OMG LET'S DIAMANTSPTIZHACKE FUNDY! YESSS!!
(He read it like: did-man-hit-sptiz-hack-e)(NOT THE CORRECT WAY TO READ IT)
Diamantsptizhacke by YautyBear October 23, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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