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Well, Mikhaila, in addition to the apologizing portion of my brain... The infection is also affecting the NOT INSULTING PEOPLE portion of my brain.
Hym "Your piece of shit father's metric for didn't apply to the fat cock retard and HE FAILS BY HIS OWN METRIC. You tried to hoist me on my own petard and THEN THE AI WORKED and now you're just lying and steal. There isn't anything beyond that. Colluding with MY government to lie and steal. He thought he was clever. He was strutting around all over the place dick just-a SWANGING. But he is a dunce. A hack. And a charlatan. Who failed upwards. Was wrong about the thing he was made famous for. And now he wants me to have succeed downward in the name of the piece of shit incest cult he doesn't actually believe in. Why the attacking? Because I don't have any sympathy for the weak. And you father IS that. You're a piece of shit for cheating on your husband and he's a piece of shit for blaming the fucking husband. He's shit. You're shit. You're both shit. I am not. I DON'T fail by his own metric. My room WAS clean. It really was. The historical documents show that it was clean. But I don't know what that means..." 🤔
Attacking by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

attacking the floor 

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.
Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.
attacking the floor by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

attacking peru 

I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!
attacking peru by concernedcitizen123 February 20, 2009

attacking backwards 

Nowadays, used to comically describe a retreat in online battle games.
However, in the past, many different forces such as the Mongol Horde, Napoleon's Grande Armee, Rommel's Afrikan Corps, Darius' Immortal Spada and so on...used this tactic to draw out enemy forces, discourage them from chase while escaping from enemy strength, divert attention away from other attacks moving forwards and/or to simply remaneuver around the battlefield.
Confederate cavalry under Colonel J.E.B. Stuart retreated to escape the clutches of Captain Carter's (Union)regiment and to allow berth for Stonewall Jackson's advance in the Battle of 1st Manassas.
attacking backwards by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

Attacking the Death Star 

Making a menstruating woman deep-throat your dick so far causing her to vomit. Then, immediately inserting the dick in her anus (using the vomit as lube) for sex, pulling out and then putting your penis in her vagina to continue sex, and finally pulling out your dick now saturated in vomit, shit, and menstrual fluid and inserting it back into the anus for ejaculation and leaving her with an anal creampie with all of the above.

Throwjob + Butt Fuck + Crimson Tide + Anal Creampie in that order = Attacking the Death Star
Bro: "How'd that Tinder date go last night with that thottie?

Friend: "I spent the night attacking the death star and she was all into it.
Attacking the Death Star by xyulie January 22, 2018

attacking the opposition 

masturbation. a abstract code for willy mangaing.
hey Jamie, what you doing?

Mate, ive got a election coming up, so later on tonight so i'll be to attacking the opposition.

Attacking off the back

That shit cyclist in the club that always gets dropped on group rides.
They're so shit they're 'attacking off the back'
Attacking off the back by lloydyno1 January 22, 2017
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