SHLA's definitions

comb-up

Like a comb-over, but relying on hair from the back of the skull and combing it up and over the bald spot. See Donald Trump.

That guy thinks he's fooling everybody because he's not combing over his hair, but that's obviously a comb-up. The back of his skull has a tell-tale part.

by SHLA April 18, 2014

priusoner

Someone stuck in a Prius against their will.

My luck ran out in the cab line and I was made a Priusoner in far too small of a taxi.

by SHLA July 19, 2012

Hung like a horse-fly

Small penised.

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.

by SHLA June 30, 2012

Priushole

The asshole in the Prius who just self-righteously cut you off.

Man yelling out window: "Go suck a bag of dicks you fucking Priushole!"

by SHLA July 5, 2012

nemestreet

A lightly-trafficked cross street that always holds you up with a red light - often one which takes FOREVER to turn green.

I'd have made it on time to my waxing were it not for my nemestreet. Willoughby Avenue parked me for what seemed like five minutes and not one car or pedestrian crossed the intersection!

by SHLA October 1, 2010

golden raspberry

(1) when you missionary fuck a girl on the carpet so hard that she gets an oozing rug burn all over her backside. Then, immediately after ejaculation, you turn her over and pee all over her wound.

(2) a delicious fruit.

(3) an award celebrating the worst in movies. See also Razzie.

Yeah, she was totally into the golden raspberry until the last part.

by SHLA August 22, 2011

old.edu

Something deemed antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than 2000.

Man, are you Skyping on a desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA October 30, 2012