23 definitions by SHLA

Someone stuck in a Prius against their will.
My luck ran out in the cab line and I was made a Priusoner in far too small of a taxi.
by SHLA July 16, 2012
Something deemed antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than 2000.
Man, are you Skyping on a desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.
by SHLA May 22, 2012
Something one considers antiquated or nostalgic, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than the year 2000.
Man, you're using Skype on your desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.
by SHLA May 22, 2012
Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."
One of my friends told me to 'MySpace' her. That's so old.edu.
by SHLA June 28, 2012
Like a comb-over, but relying on hair from the back of the skull and combing it up and over the bald spot. See Donald Trump.
That guy thinks he's fooling everybody because he's not combing over his hair, but that's obviously a comb-up. The back of his skull has a tell-tale part.
by SHLA April 18, 2014
Getting shit on fingers while wiping one's ass.
I scrubbed my hands like a surgeon after getting collasseral damage from a Taco Bell dump.
by SHLA September 10, 2012
Sexting in a group conversation; requiring at least 4 participants (3 participants is a Ménage à text).
I had no idea how real texting can get until I engaged in a group sext. There are words burned into my eyeballs that I cannot unsee.
by SHLA August 10, 2014