Ménage à text

Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.

George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.
by SHLA August 10, 2014
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old.edu

Something one considers antiquated or nostalgic, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than the year 2000.
Man, you're using Skype on your desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.
by SHLA October 30, 2012
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old.edu

Something deemed antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than 2000.
Man, are you Skyping on a desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.
by SHLA October 30, 2012
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stalking my cock

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.
by SHLA June 23, 2011
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nemestreet

A lightly-trafficked cross street that always holds you up with a red light - often one which takes FOREVER to turn green.
I'd have made it on time to my waxing were it not for my nemestreet. Willoughby Avenue parked me for what seemed like five minutes and not one car or pedestrian crossed the intersection!
by SHLA October 01, 2010
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golden raspberry

(1) when you missionary fuck a girl on the carpet so hard that she gets an oozing rug burn all over her backside. Then, immediately after ejaculation, you turn her over and pee all over her wound.

(2) a delicious fruit.

(3) an award celebrating the worst in movies. See also Razzie.
Yeah, she was totally into the golden raspberry until the last part.
by SHLA August 22, 2011
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Hung like a horse-fly

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.
by SHLA June 30, 2012
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