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A self-righteous "share the road" bicyclist who insists on taking up a lane of traffic but hypocritically never bothers to follow the rules of the road.
Some Shit Pedaler runs a stop sign and forces me to slam on the brakes, and then has the nerve to flip ME off.
by SHLA March 7, 2014
Get the Shit Pedaler mug.Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."
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Get the Village Idiot With Cash mug.The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.
Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.
by SHLA October 8, 2013
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Get the priusoner mug.Like a comb-over, but relying on hair from the back of the skull and combing it up and over the bald spot. See Donald Trump.
That guy thinks he's fooling everybody because he's not combing over his hair, but that's obviously a comb-up. The back of his skull has a tell-tale part.
by SHLA April 18, 2014
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