Village Idiot With Cash

Ready to roll.

Guy 1: Tell Mike I'm village idiot with cash.

Guy 2: OK. Let's do this.

by SHLA July 18, 2012

priusoner

Someone stuck in a Prius against their will.

My luck ran out in the cab line and I was made a Priusoner in far too small of a taxi.

by SHLA July 16, 2012

old.edu

Something deemed antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than 2000.

Man, are you Skyping on a desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA May 22, 2012

old.edu

Something one considers antiquated or nostalgic, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than the year 2000.

Man, you're using Skype on your desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.

by SHLA May 22, 2012

old.edu

Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."

One of my friends told me to 'MySpace' her. That's so old.edu.

by SHLA June 28, 2012

golden raspberry

(1) when you missionary fuck a girl on the carpet so hard that she gets an oozing rug burn all over her backside. Then, immediately after ejaculation, you turn her over and pee all over her wound.

(2) a delicious fruit.

(3) an award celebrating the worst in movies. See also Razzie.

Yeah, she was totally into the golden raspberry until the last part.

by SHLA August 18, 2011

D.I.N.K.E.R.

Dual-Income No Kids Eternally Renting.

A couple who, despite having no kids to suck their dual-income dry, still cannot afford a house.

In these hard economic times with housing prices in the heart of cities like NYC, S.F. and L.A. still grossly inflated, someone you envy as a D.I.N.K. is probably more accurately a D.I.N.K.E.R.

by SHLA December 01, 2010