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Ellis Island Bar

Where all the wanna-be newbies to a big city tend to congregate.
Douche 1: Dude, I'm tired of these stuck-up girls not giving me the time of day - where can we find some fresh naive snatch?

Douche 2: There are a couple Ellis Island Bars up on Cahuenga in Hollywood that will do just the trick.
by SHLA November 10, 2010
mugGet the Ellis Island Barmug.

Shit Pedaler

A self-righteous "share the road" bicyclist who insists on taking up a lane of traffic but hypocritically never bothers to follow the rules of the road.
Some Shit Pedaler runs a stop sign and forces me to slam on the brakes, and then has the nerve to flip ME off.
by SHLA March 7, 2014
mugGet the Shit Pedalermug.

Ménage à text

Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.

George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.
by SHLA August 10, 2014
mugGet the Ménage à textmug.

combuppance

An insufferable jerk you used to know - such as an arrogant jock in high school - who later is humiliated by baldness and must resort to a comb over or comb up, or alternatively just wears a hat all the time.
Friend: Did you see that dickhead Colt at the 10-year reunion?
Me: No, I heard he was too embarrassed to come because he's fat and bald now.
Friend: Wow, he really received his combuppance.
by SHLA April 24, 2014
mugGet the combuppancemug.

old.edu

Something one considers antiquated or nostalgic, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than the year 2000.
Man, you're using Skype on your desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.
by SHLA October 30, 2012
mugGet the old.edumug.

Put Peter Out to Pasture

Impotence; when even boner pills won't help.
Dagnabbit, time to put peter out to pasture. Lord take me now.
by SHLA July 24, 2012
mugGet the Put Peter Out to Pasturemug.

old.edu

Something deemed antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than 2000.
Man, are you Skyping on a desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.
by SHLA October 30, 2012
mugGet the old.edumug.

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