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stalking my cock

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.
by SHLA June 23, 2011
mugGet the stalking my cockmug.

old.edu

Something one considers antiquated or nostalgic, but that in historical terms is a quite recent phenomenon - typically dating back no later than the year 2000.
Man, you're using Skype on your desktop? That's so old.edu! I haven't done that since they introduced FaceTime on the iPhone.
by SHLA October 30, 2012
mugGet the old.edumug.

Priushole

The asshole in the Prius who just self-righteously cut you off.
Man yelling out window: "Go suck a bag of dicks you fucking Priushole!"
by SHLA July 5, 2012
mugGet the Priusholemug.

Hung like a horse-fly

Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.

Girl 2: Bummer.
by SHLA June 30, 2012
mugGet the Hung like a horse-flymug.

priusoner

Someone stuck in a Prius against their will.
My luck ran out in the cab line and I was made a Priusoner in far too small of a taxi.
by SHLA July 19, 2012
mugGet the priusonermug.

old.edu

Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."
One of my friends told me to 'MySpace' her. That's so old.edu.
by SHLA June 30, 2012
mugGet the old.edumug.

Village Idiot With Cash

Guy 1: Tell Mike I'm village idiot with cash.

Guy 2: OK. Let's do this.
by SHLA July 20, 2012
mugGet the Village Idiot With Cashmug.

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