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by Zoe lavernes basement May 15, 2021

Dementor's Kiss

this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.

Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you

Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night

Dame: c'mere closer

Fella: what you got in mind for me

Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr

Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss

by RJ_MacReady February 6, 2012

Dementors

The worst part about prison.

Especially when they are flying all over the place.

"The worst part about prison....was....the dementors"

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

dementor

The worst part of prison, according to Prison Mike.

Dwight: Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison?
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.

by emmawemawoo October 20, 2008

Californian Dementor

When one Juuls into another's gaping anus and sucks it back in like a dementor from Harry Potter and expels the gas from their anus.

I wish my man knew how to do a "Californian Dementor".

I'm hungry for a "Californian Dementor" right now.

I heard Brad gives the best "Californian Dementors".

No one does it like Lord Voldemort .

by VisualistTV December 15, 2018

dementor

They guard the prison of Azkaban. They suck all the happiness out of people and you'll feel like you'd never be happy again when a dementor comes near you.

"Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them. Even Muggles feel their presence, though they can't see them. Get too near a dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself...soul-less and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life."

by Nastansja March 18, 2004

Dementor

A girl who gives really good head, but her very annoying personality slowly sucks away your soul.

Bro 1: Bro, Jasmine gives crazy head. Matty is so lucky.
Bro 2: No way bro, she's a dementor,

Bro 1: What does that mean?
Bro 2: It means she's fucking crazy.
Bro 1: Oh, that would it explain why Matty never wants to hang with us anymore.

by Titus Blowhard September 2, 2010