19 definitions by Random Sewer Rat

The only comeback that can beat "no u".
Person 1- "whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!"
Person 2- "no u"
Person 1- "no w"
Everyone else- "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH burn!!!!!"
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
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I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
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She is genuinely the most amazing sweet person you'd ever meet, she is kind, suuuuuper funny, and probably the prettiest person the walk the face of the earth. She is the type of person every boy wants to be with, and the person that every girl wants to be more like. If you get the chance to be close to a Hannah do it, cause it's the best decision you will ever make.
Anyone- "Wow did you see Hannah over there, she is so perfect I can't eeeeeeeeven!!"
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
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When you faint in the middle of hacking into the government systems and spill your coffee all over you computer cause you hate computers and you got a degree in computer science but end up becoming an author and HATE computers and smack them off of tables whenever you get the chance and one spinach leaf is enough to fill you up.
Neil Breen (who hates computers)- "I'm so tired from hacking into all the government systems but oh no I got full on spinach leaves and am about to faint on top of my computer that I hate and spill my coffee on the computer....that I hate... wsdgcfiuwgvbisbkcnposadc"
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
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Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.

(A dick that be short but be fat)
Im a chode im a chode im a chode
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
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