Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.
(A dick that be short but be fat)
Im a chode im a chode im a chode
Sexier than MotoMoto
"Damn, Gibby is so sexy the way he takes off his shirt to show off his moobs gets me going"
how long we have been sitting here writing urban dictionary definitions
Oh god....its been 3 hours
when something hurts like a buttcheek on a stick
mother trucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
The only comeback that can beat "no u".
Person 1- "whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!"
Person 2- "no u"
Person 1- "no w"
Everyone else- "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH burn!!!!!"
The reaction to every single situation possible. The most versatile word in existence. Can be used to show happiness, sadness, distress, anger, fear, sleepiness, disgust, approval, disapproval, confusion.. and many more!
Girlfriend- Omg I'm preggo!!
Man- Dude I need to borrow some more money I'm broke.
Other man- Bruh
Girl- I think I'm in love with you!
The worst part about prison.
Especially when they are flying all over the place.
"The worst part about prison....was....the dementors"