21 definition by Random Sewer Rat

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Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.

(A dick that be short but be fat)
Im a chode im a chode im a chode
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

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Sexier than MotoMoto
"Damn, Gibby is so sexy the way he takes off his shirt to show off his moobs gets me going"
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

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how long we have been sitting here writing urban dictionary definitions
Oh god....its been 3 hours
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

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when something hurts like a buttcheek on a stick
mother trucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

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The only comeback that can beat "no u".
Person 1- "whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!"
Person 2- "no u"
Person 1- "no w"
Everyone else- "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH burn!!!!!"
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

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The reaction to every single situation possible. The most versatile word in existence. Can be used to show happiness, sadness, distress, anger, fear, sleepiness, disgust, approval, disapproval, confusion.. and many more!
Example 1-
Girlfriend- Omg I'm preggo!!
Boyf- Bruh

Example 2-
Man- Dude I need to borrow some more money I'm broke.
Other man- Bruh

Example 3-
Girl- I think I'm in love with you!

Boy- Bruh
via giphy
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

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The worst part about prison.

Especially when they are flying all over the place.
"The worst part about prison....was....the dementors"
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

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