Bro 1: Bro, Jasmine gives crazy head. Matty is so lucky.
Bro 2: No way bro, she's a dementor,
Bro 1: What does that mean?
Bro 2: It means she's fucking crazy.
Bro 1: Oh, that would it explain why Matty never wants to hang with us anymore.
Bro 2: No way bro, she's a dementor,
Bro 1: What does that mean?
Bro 2: It means she's fucking crazy.
Bro 1: Oh, that would it explain why Matty never wants to hang with us anymore.
by Titus Blowhard September 02, 2010
Someone who is in the fringe of your group of friends who is tolerated because it would be a shame to tell them to Fuck off!
They also have some strange ability to turn even the funniest momements into akward ones and sap all happiness from those around.
They also have some strange ability to turn even the funniest momements into akward ones and sap all happiness from those around.
Person 1 : Never invite jim to out for a drink
Person 2 : Why not
Person 1 : Cuz he's a fucking Dementor
Person 2 : Why not
Person 1 : Cuz he's a fucking Dementor
by derek m is gay February 26, 2009
Dude one: bro are you ok your acting like a dementor
Dude two: yeah I'm fine just stressed from quarantine
Dude two: yeah I'm fine just stressed from quarantine
by Beansboii April 15, 2020
Woman's menstrual period. Goes along with Blast-ended Skrewts (cramps) and Azkaban (uterus).
It sucks.
It sucks.
by colourofjazzee May 02, 2009
The most Ballin Drink you can make, Brass Monkey a 40 of Old English with Purple Drink, called the Dementor because it resembles "Dementor Piss" according to Jonny Haworth. WARNING: you will feel like you just got the kiss of death from a Dementor if you can conquer this beast.
Make one Grape Kool-Aid single, brass monkey a 40oz of Old English and there you go.
"yo son, that Dementor fucked my shit up"
"that Dementor makes me feel like a menace in South Central while drinkin juice in the hood"
"Smokin on dat Chronic drinkin Old English!"
"yo son, that Dementor fucked my shit up"
"that Dementor makes me feel like a menace in South Central while drinkin juice in the hood"
"Smokin on dat Chronic drinkin Old English!"
by Young_Beezy February 20, 2009
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
Dwight: Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison?
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.
by emmawemawoo September 03, 2008