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Dementors 

The worst part about prison.

Especially when they are flying all over the place.
"The worst part about prison....was....the dementors"
Dementors by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
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Dementors 

Creatures of everlasting darkness. These creatures are the only things born evil.

Just being in proximity with a dementor drains all happy thoughts away from. They make you relive your worst memory.
They also take away anything warm, whether they be thoughts or the accual tempature.
They are also some of the only creature that do not sleep, they also never walk. They are the only known creature that can suck the very soul from a living thing.
Because of these special abilities they are used as gaurds to the wizard prizion of Azkaban.

The only know way of fighting a dementor is to use a petronus charm.
When thoses Dementors came by..........i nearly pissed myself.
Dementors by Phantomdeath August 1, 2009

Dementors 

dementors,scary creatures who gaurd azakaban.they attacked harry mostly in the third movie because of his tragic past.

DEMENTORS SUCK ... literally they suck out your soul and not your brain like some foolish people think!
Dementors by crowie July 31, 2006

Dementors Kiss 

When you are with a partner with a hoodie on you pull their hood up over their head pulling the strings until only their mouth is exposed and you fuck said partners mouth until completion
Sandy got high and gave Bobby a Dementors Kiss for his birthday
Dementors Kiss by Solmander December 10, 2022

Dementors kiss

When having missionary sex with a potterhead (Harry Potter fan) the man sucks a fat vape cloud out of the mouth of the partner.
Call me Sirius black cus I hit that ho with a dementors kiss last night.

Dementor's Kiss 

this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.
Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you

Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night

Dame: c'mere closer

Fella: what you got in mind for me

Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr

Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss
Dementor's Kiss by RJ_MacReady February 6, 2012

dementasaurus 

Are you a dementasaurus because your pick-up lines are ancient and you face looks pretty demented says uninterested girl to fuckboy
dementasaurus by quinny38 July 23, 2015
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