dementor

The worst part of prison, according to Prison Mike.

Dwight: Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison?
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.

by emmawemawoo September 03, 2008

urban disappointment

The sad feeling you get when urban dictionary doesn't accept your word.

Go give Emma a hug; she's suffering from a severe case of urban disappointment.

by emmawemawoo October 27, 2008

Demetri Martin

A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.

Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."

Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?

Emma: Yes indeed.

by emmawemawoo August 28, 2008

TWS

Acronym for That Would Suck, a phrase that describes situations that would suck to be in.

Annie and Emma were watching a horror movie when the main character got his head chopped off.
"TWS!" Emma exclaimed.

by emmawemawoo November 18, 2008

nonversation

A conversation that does not exist. Meant to be a joke about not wanting to talk to someone.

"Hey Annie, you should go over there and have a nonversation with that creepy girl Brianna."

"Yeah, totally."

by emmawemawoo October 27, 2008

Ridiclable

A combonation of the words ridiculous and terrible, used to describe things that are both ridiculous and terrible and the same time.

Michael Scott is such a ridiclable person. I would never work for him.

by emmawemawoo September 08, 2008

Canada

A place where you're constantly surrounded by dirty people who say 'EH' a whole lot.

Emma: Who won the presidential election?

Annie: McCain did.

Seterra: Yeah, we're going to Canada.

by emmawemawoo August 30, 2008