cyoupon

Combination of "you" and "coupon" describing a homemade gift certificate to a significant other for some kind of personal service that you will undertake for them, such as a foot rub, taking out the trash, or taking the other person out to a nice dinner.

Happy anniversary, dear.

Wow, a cyoupon for you cleaning out the cat boxes for a week!

by Ae5Ea8 March 12, 2015

coupon shot

While a brilliant monster reveal in a film (e.g. Alien, Jaws, The Thing) is normally referred to as the "money shot", a bad monster reveal is referred to as a "coupon shot". Coined by RedLetterMedia in their reviews of the films Biohazard and Carnosaur 2.

"I thought we were gonna get a great reveal of the monster, but instead we get another awkward coupon shot of the alien just standing there next to a guy in the back of a truck" - Rich Evans

by Southbound Soul June 19, 2017

No Nut November Coupon

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.

Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.

by ThyNormalPerson November 3, 2019

Coupond

Steve won misspelled this word in the spelling bee back in 3rd grade. He spelled C-O-U-P-O-N and while waiting for the principal to tell him he was correct he blurted out "D!" Steve is a dumbass. But you should still vote for him.

Steve: C...O...U...P...O...N
Principal:...
Steve: D!
Principal: You're a Dumbass

by Souma May 9, 2004

fun coupon

Money. Dolla Bills. In particular, fun coupons are known exclusively one hundred dollar bills.

Jordan Belfort: Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look!
he pulls out a big wad of cash
Jordan Belfort: A year's salary, right here! You know what I call them? Fun coupons.
he starts throwing the money at Denham and Hughes as they walk away
Jordan Belfort: See that? They're fun coupons!

by gonzthefonz August 14, 2014

100% off discount coupon

A weapon, often a gun.

Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon

by Koreami September 24, 2022

coupon rape

When a shopper buys an extreme amount of products and then has so many coupons that they leave the store with a $0 balance or actually gets money back from the store.

K-mart got completely coupon raped by Missy this past Saturday. She picked up $500 worth of shit and then paid nothing after turning in her coupons.

by 23rd Chromosome December 22, 2015