Coupond

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Steve won misspelled this word in the spelling bee back in 3rd grade. He spelled C-O-U-P-O-N and while waiting for the principal to tell him he was correct he blurted out "D!" Steve is a dumbass. But you should still vote for him.

Steve: C...O...U...P...O...N
Principal:...
Steve: D!
Principal: You're a Dumbass

Coupond by Souma May 9, 2004

Words you can keep

coupon shot

While a brilliant monster reveal in a film (e.g. Alien, Jaws, The Thing) is normally referred to as the "money shot", a bad monster reveal is referred to as a "coupon shot". Coined by RedLetterMedia in their reviews of the films Biohazard and Carnosaur 2.

"I thought we were gonna get a great reveal of the monster, but instead we get another awkward coupon shot of the alien just standing there next to a guy in the back of a truck" - Rich Evans

coupon shot by Southbound Soul June 19, 2017

Related Words

Coupond • Coupon Diner • coupon • Coupon Orgasm • coupon shot • Coupon Whore • Compondering • Compondo • coupon #3 • Couponable

Compondo

The "butt-juice" or damp feeling in your pants.

Wow..I got so much compondo right now!

Compondo by Halle Berry, Halle Berry December 31, 2009

No Nut November Coupon

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.

Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.

No Nut November Coupon by ThyNormalPerson November 3, 2019

fun coupon

Money. Dolla Bills. In particular, fun coupons are known exclusively one hundred dollar bills.

Jordan Belfort: Hey, fellas! Look what I found in my pocket! Look!
he pulls out a big wad of cash
Jordan Belfort: A year's salary, right here! You know what I call them? Fun coupons.
he starts throwing the money at Denham and Hughes as they walk away
Jordan Belfort: See that? They're fun coupons!

fun coupon by gonzthefonz August 14, 2014

100% off discount coupon

A weapon, often a gun.

Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon

100% off discount coupon by Koreami September 24, 2022

coupon rape

When a shopper buys an extreme amount of products and then has so many coupons that they leave the store with a $0 balance or actually gets money back from the store.

K-mart got completely coupon raped by Missy this past Saturday. She picked up $500 worth of shit and then paid nothing after turning in her coupons.

coupon rape by 23rd Chromosome December 22, 2015

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026