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the day you and your special someone began your relationship.
when is our anniversary?
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by reformedpug February 07, 2017
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A day in which two people celebrate being together as a couple. Usually the male buys flowers, chocolate or jewelery and the female is much obliged to receive them. It is one of the two days a year a man is expected to be romantic (well, everyday they are expected to be romantic but let's not count our chickens before they hatch). An anniversary is a day very similar to Valentines Day. It is a day for males to make up for everything that has gone wrong in the past 12 months with a ton of ass kissing, literally or physically, either way! An anniversary is a day when a man will go out of his way and secretly make romantic plans and do anything he can to make sure his significant other feels loved. Also on an anniversary, sex is a must. But not that crazy, I want to bend you over and fuck sex (well maybe after the 1st round), but the passionate and lengthy, love making type of sex. As a female knows to be romantic everyday of the year, on an anniversary is the perfect day for a man to go all out and makeup for everyday he was not romantic, all 363 days.
Hello darling! Be prepared for the best day of your life ever! Here are a dozen roses and a beautiful diamond ring. I love you! Now let me rub your feet! Happy Anniversary!
by Nikki Weiss July 06, 2006
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for her: the date on which you had your first date, or the day on which you were married.

for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.
I gave her flowers for our wedding anniversary, but got nothing on our bloagie anniversary. Weird.
by -hef- September 16, 2009
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A yearly occuring date that is very special to a couple. The time of year to show your effection and love to your devoted partner.
Guy: Happy anniversary Shanleigh Sevenster. Girl: Naaaww , I love you babes.
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A celebration marking the completion of a night of fornication and/or other sexual activities. Preferably occuring between two people who have just met and always celebrated the morning after.
Jordan: Happy Anniversary Zach.
Stosh: Who was Zach with last night?
Jordan: Dirt Wilson.
by Tiger Baseball December 08, 2006
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A date that is celebrated by couples and relates to the day said couple started dating.
Me "Hey, remember how you got engaged?"

Kendra "Yeah, you called me out on Urban dictionary for fucking one of the mentally disabled clients at work and the next day I got engaged."

Me "Right! So you just had your anniversary! Hey, our anniversary is coming up too."

Kendra "You mean the day you brought me the recording of the day the Wes found out Noah and I are fucking?"

Me "The very same. You know he told MJ. As though she didn't already know lol. Hey, you want to know a secret?"

Kendra "What?"

ME "Someone in this house is going to take a dick the don't want to take and I'm going to leave it up to you to choose. Since you love choosing one thing over another. So, is it going to be you or the retard?"
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by Hym Iam December 09, 2019
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