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discount 

A state of low quality. Used to describe an item, situation or place of low quality nature.
His car is falling apart, it's so discount.
discount by South Central September 10, 2008
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discount 

A very cheap whore! Tacky slut!
OMG! She is such a discount.
discount by TeddyRoo October 11, 2007

discount 

inserting hand quickly into someone's anal region
discount by Muffles April 2, 2007

discount 

A of the og part of the price was cut off
That night go a discount on them new Jordans
discount by halosight June 4, 2019

Discount 

The Word For Counting Down.
I Can Discount To -20!
Discount by Ollie Smartnut July 13, 2022

Discount Double Snatch 

Where you go look around for the best discount on a threesome with two hookers. Though it must be noted the only way this can be performed properly is if a double check is done to find the best possible discount for the hookers that are to be involved. Upon purchasing the hookers and banging them you then proceed to pull out and jizz on both of them, all while doing Aaron Rodger's signature belt move while yelling "discount double snatch!".
Brett: So Mikey get laid yet or what?

Doug: Yeah dude he banged two hookers while doing the Discount Double Snatch.

Brett: NIICE, Aaron Rodgers would be proud.

Doug: Yeah, if only it had been performed on two dudes Rodgers would be even prouder.

Brett: True that, fuckin' FudgePackers.

Discount Nudes 

Not real nudes

Discount nudes are pictures of things most people wouldn't expect to be defined as nudes.

Examples of discount nudes include pictures of legs, thighs, arms, ankles, etc.
I'm a simple man, I just need some discount nudes in my life.
Discount Nudes by AiroXV_ September 20, 2017
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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