cuntyoo

Its a cunt the size of a base ball glove and as Shallow as your humor

Last night i sall the biggest cuntyoo and it belong to my friends sister.

by Ninjafear5565 February 12, 2019

Cuntyology

Is the study of the behavioural patterns and reproductive methods of theUncle Cunty. Mini Uncle Cunties have begun to spread throughout society and there is a need to find a biological method of culling before they become a scourge similar to that of the Cane Toad.

What are you doing at university? I am doing a Bachelor of Science, majoring in Cuntyology.
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 24, 2020

Cuntyon

A woman's vagina that smells like an onion.

My friend called his girlfriend a cuntyon after having oral sex.

by J. Luck January 14, 2017

Cunthooks

Fingers.

From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.

by Bob Goon June 11, 2003

cunthook

person of limited intelligence with annoying personality traits

alvin baxter

by milner December 12, 2003

Cuntfoolery

Like tomfoolery, but cuntier.

Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha

by The Plonker December 5, 2011

cuntcoon

A black women who seems to have a raccoon tail hanging from her vagina.

That woman's cuntcoon is hanging out the bottom of her shorts.

by SuPeRBeeFySTAR April 15, 2010