Cuntymoron 

A dumb cunt who spends too much time on the internet wasting their time trying to look smart and is a prestitigous Prostitute

Fuck that dumbass is a cuntymoron

Cuntymoron by Criminal Achaed January 7, 2023

Cuntymoron 

A dumbass who makes a facade online that he is highly educated and crys behind the keyboard.

Norrit is a Cuntymoron, Minister of Truth is a cuntymoron, you are a Cuntymoron

Cuntymoron by Criminal Achaed January 7, 2023

cunnymoon

The anti-honeymoon. Rather than being a holiday taken in the aftermath of one's wedding, a cunnymoon is a trip taken by a man recently made single, where his sole aim is to get some carnal, commitment free action.

Did you hear Jason booked a holiday?
Yeah, he's going on a cunnymoon after the break-up with Sarah.

I took a three week cunnymoon in Pathos, forgot all about the lying, cheating bitch that broke my heart.

cunnymoon by schuu March 6, 2009

customoron 

idiotic customer, irritating customer, the way you are treated in some shops

The customoron was asking for Jane Austen in the periodicals section.

customoron by bestselling February 24, 2008