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Cuntyology
Is the study of the behavioural patterns and reproductive methods of theUncle Cunty. Mini Uncle Cunties have begun to spread throughout society and there is a need to find a biological method of culling before they become a scourge similar to that of the Cane Toad.
What are you doing at university? I am doing a Bachelor of Science, majoring in Cuntyology.
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties
If I do well in my Cuntyology course I may be able to rid the world of Uncle Cunties
Cuntyology by Kung Of The Duckheads April 24, 2020
Related Words
Cuntyon • cuntmonkey • Cuntonese • Cuntion • cuntional • cuntmonger • CUNTONIAN • cuntoon • cuntyness • cuntbone
Hillary Cunton
She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.
Hillary Cunton by weenie hut junior August 10, 2016
Cuntmongler
A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.
Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Cuntmongler by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016
cuntronaboy
1. A man who still wants to meet up in the real world, despite the government officials and experts warning against it.
2. Someone who’s prepared to risk the lives of others (during a pandemic) to get his dick wet.
2. Someone who’s prepared to risk the lives of others (during a pandemic) to get his dick wet.
cuntronaboy by @The_Fairy_Godfather (IG) April 11, 2020
Cuntron
a subatomic particle believed to be present in abundance, detected without the need of any sophisticated instruments or particle accelerators etc. most easily detected by sensory organs like eyes & ears
Such Eukaryotic organisms who possess an abundance of cuntrons are disliked, even hated by all members of the society
Such Eukaryotic organisms who possess an abundance of cuntrons are disliked, even hated by all members of the society
Cuntron by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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