Cuntfoolery

Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha

Cuntfoolery by The Plonker December 5, 2011

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confoolery

Unexplainable bullshit

The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.

confoolery by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018

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Related Words

Cuntfoolery • Cuntfoonery • confoolery • cuckfoolery

Cuntfoonery

The rare, premium-grade stupidity that goes so far beyond regular foolishness that a new word had to be invented for it. Not just dumb, aggressively, defiantly dumb. The kind of nonsense that makes bystanders question everything they thought they knew about human intelligence.

He submitted his two weeks notice to the wrong company, didn’t realize it for three days, and somehow got fired from both. That’s not a mistake, that’s cuntfoonery.

Cuntfoonery by END_OF_l1NE April 11, 2026

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cuckfoolery

When a situation is so heavily nuanced with cuck actions, it seems unbelievable.

Did you hear about Tim? Ever since Megan came into his life, he sold his entire gun collection, goes to women's rights marches, and mentioned he might take Megan's last name if they get married. What kind of cuckfoolery is going on here?

cuckfoolery by Adono May 21, 2020

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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