Cuntfoolery

Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha

Cuntfoolery by The Plonker December 5, 2011

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confoolery

Unexplainable bullshit

The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.

confoolery by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018

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Related Words

Cuntfoolery • Cuntfoonery • confoolery • cuckfoolery

Cuntfoonery

The rare, premium-grade stupidity that goes so far beyond regular foolishness that a new word had to be invented for it. Not just dumb, aggressively, defiantly dumb. The kind of nonsense that makes bystanders question everything they thought they knew about human intelligence.

He submitted his two weeks notice to the wrong company, didn’t realize it for three days, and somehow got fired from both. That’s not a mistake, that’s cuntfoonery.

Cuntfoonery by END_OF_l1NE April 11, 2026

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cuckfoolery

When a situation is so heavily nuanced with cuck actions, it seems unbelievable.

Did you hear about Tim? Ever since Megan came into his life, he sold his entire gun collection, goes to women's rights marches, and mentioned he might take Megan's last name if they get married. What kind of cuckfoolery is going on here?

cuckfoolery by Adono May 21, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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