Cuntfoolery

Like tomfoolery, but cuntier.

Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha

Cuntfoolery by The Plonker December 5, 2011

confoolery 

Unexplainable bullshit

The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.

confoolery by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018

Cuntfoonery

The rare, premium-grade stupidity that goes so far beyond regular foolishness that a new word had to be invented for it. Not just dumb, aggressively, defiantly dumb. The kind of nonsense that makes bystanders question everything they thought they knew about human intelligence.

He submitted his two weeks notice to the wrong company, didn’t realize it for three days, and somehow got fired from both. That’s not a mistake, that’s cuntfoonery.

Cuntfoonery by END_OF_l1NE April 11, 2026

cuckfoolery 

When a situation is so heavily nuanced with cuck actions, it seems unbelievable.

Did you hear about Tim? Ever since Megan came into his life, he sold his entire gun collection, goes to women's rights marches, and mentioned he might take Megan's last name if they get married. What kind of cuckfoolery is going on here?

cuckfoolery by Adono May 21, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022