Cuntboob 

An insult that combines female genitals that makes little to no sense but can be used to

1. Confuse the reciprocant enough to catch them off guard.
2.Funny lol moment

A:"You're so annoying!"

B:"Yeah! Well, you're a massive cuntboob!"

A:"What does that even mean?!?!?"

Cuntboob by mrsmonkeybutt March 17, 2023

cuntbomb 

An explosion of estrogen or anything akin to it such as menopause and PMS.

"What a cuntbomb!"

"Look at that cuntbomb GO!"

cuntbomb by Kageri September 12, 2006

Cuntbook 

A magazine with tits and minges in it.

Dave had a wank over his cuntbook

Cuntbook by BringerOfExtremeDick August 5, 2010

cuntybooby 

Confused, as if stunned or drunk

"Sorry Mr D'Urbeville, I was not concentrating. Angel Clare visited this morning with his moony eyes and gorgeous locks, and I've been coming over all cuntybooby ever since. Now, what were we up to in all this mist?"

cuntybooby by megamatt September 3, 2007

Cuntyboob 

little whores like a tucan in a jail with a hose on it

-mate imma murk you

-no you wont

-yeah I will with my mates

...(nothing happens)

-this man is a cuntyboob

Cuntyboob by Hugo the serpent August 11, 2011

cuntbooger 

A remnant of ejaculate (cum) left clinging to the hairs of the vagina, or, as the case may be, anal hairs.

"There was a gigantic cuntbooger hanging from her cooch from last night."

cuntbooger by Joe Mattei February 9, 2003