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cuntoon
cuntoon by Lord Buxomberries November 13, 2024
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cuntoon • cuntmonkey • Cuntonese • cuntcoon • Cuntion • cuntional • cuntmonger • CUNTONIAN • cantoon • Cultoon
Hillary Cunton
She's an actual cunt. She's the devil herself, Hillary clinton, I wish she was my dad, the tree trump.
Hillary Cunton by weenie hut junior August 10, 2016
Cuntmongler
A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.
Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
Cuntmongler by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016
cuntronaboy
1. A man who still wants to meet up in the real world, despite the government officials and experts warning against it.
2. Someone who’s prepared to risk the lives of others (during a pandemic) to get his dick wet.
2. Someone who’s prepared to risk the lives of others (during a pandemic) to get his dick wet.
cuntronaboy by @The_Fairy_Godfather (IG) April 11, 2020
Cuntron
a subatomic particle believed to be present in abundance, detected without the need of any sophisticated instruments or particle accelerators etc. most easily detected by sensory organs like eyes & ears
Such Eukaryotic organisms who possess an abundance of cuntrons are disliked, even hated by all members of the society
Such Eukaryotic organisms who possess an abundance of cuntrons are disliked, even hated by all members of the society
Cuntron by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.