cunthood

Like womanhood, but for cunts.

Tiffany had gone beyond just being a bitch and has achieved ultimate cunthood.

by Anonymin March 4, 2018

Cunthood

When a woman generates her wealth by relying on her production of children in accessing alimony payments and/or government welfare as a means to sustaining her livelihood.

Welfare queens are dependent on their Cunthood as a means to avoiding having to get a job.

by Majorenglish37 December 30, 2021

Cunthooks

Fingers.

From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.

by Bob Goon June 11, 2003

cunthook

person of limited intelligence with annoying personality traits

alvin baxter

by milner December 12, 2003

cunthook

See atchpick. Literally, a device by which to ensnare a vagina.

Why you gotta be such a cunthook?

by Myron Schnitzel December 28, 2005

Cunthook

Kick in the genital area which can apply to males or females. Although considered to be the quintessential move to ending a cat fight between two female parties.

Paige dealt the final blow with a cunthook to Monique.

by mattlikesvodka July 25, 2009

Cunthooks

Used to describe a man who is enthralled by a woman. Example: "She's got him by the cunthooks"

by Terry boughton May 2, 2003