cuntcooker

A cuntcooker is when a male fucks a girl so fast and hard that it begins to burn her uterus and vaginal walls from the inside due to friction.

Bro! I gave that bitch a cuntcooker last night! You should try it on Leann, but be careful, I had to get the fire extinguisher

by Chad back 69 April 1, 2020

cuntcloser

One who closes cunts

One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play

"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus

"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus

by MIKENIT July 4, 2009

Cuntfoolery

Like tomfoolery, but cuntier.

Friend: I want one of these reels
Me: lol
Friend: I have the model which is nearly identical and its fucking awesome
Me: But you can't catch fish
Friend: i can
Friend: just not pussyfish
Me: I heard you was shit coz ur fingers r lyk hot dogs
Friend: bitches not complaining tho
Me: I see no bitches
Me: :-D
Friend: fuckoff cunt
Me: lol
Friend: i have had enough of this cuntfoolery
Me: Muahahahahahahaha

by The Plonker December 5, 2011

cuntcocktress

cuntcocktress, A wanna be woman with a cocksman attitude

That cuntcocktress needs a bath

by spazfly April 28, 2017

cuntbooger

A remnant of ejaculate (cum) left clinging to the hairs of the vagina, or, as the case may be, anal hairs.

"There was a gigantic cuntbooger hanging from her cooch from last night."

by Joe Mattei February 9, 2003

Cuntcooned

When an individual is surrounded by other individuals who are cunts. Like a cocoon but made of cunts.

Billy left the sorority's party because he felt cuntcooned.

by Dr. Do nothing September 2, 2016

cuntcover

One that publicly displays affection for a false reason! I.E. a beard but for women

What a cuntcover , we all know she's lesbo!

by Mineral miner July 26, 2018