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Cuntcoon 

A female who is acting in a cunt type manner curled up in a blanket.
Riley is being a cunt in her cuntcoon on the couch.
Cuntcoon by PigChick250 February 27, 2020
"I caught Dave watching a cuntoon yesterday morning."

-Sarah
cuntoon by Spenathon March 22, 2010

cuntcooker 

A cuntcooker is when a male fucks a girl so fast and hard that it begins to burn her uterus and vaginal walls from the inside due to friction.
Bro! I gave that bitch a cuntcooker last night! You should try it on Leann, but be careful, I had to get the fire extinguisher
cuntcooker by Chad back 69 April 1, 2020

Cuntcooned

When an individual is surrounded by other individuals who are cunts. Like a cocoon but made of cunts.
Billy left the sorority's party because he felt cuntcooned.
Cuntcooned by Dr. Do nothing September 2, 2016

Cuncooned 

The act of moving an object from one location to another, using sheets to wrap said in said object in.
When moving a person from a bed up a stairwell, you cuncooned them in the sheet so that part of the object is visable.
Cuncooned by Dan Marcy May 21, 2011
Forget grayscale cuntcoin is the way to go! This is basically where a patron of a strip club leaves 4 quarters on the stage bar and the female talent picks up the quarters with her lower 👄 lips if she's really talented she can return you a crisper one dollar bill 💵 if you just want change!
Cuntcoin is trading well on the nasty daq exchange
Cuntcoin by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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