cunthook

person of limited intelligence with annoying personality traits

alvin baxter

by milner December 12, 2003

cunthook

See atchpick. Literally, a device by which to ensnare a vagina.

Why you gotta be such a cunthook?

by Myron Schnitzel December 28, 2005

Cunthooks

Fingers.

From the classics of literature:

"Jay, you're my friend and all, but you better keep your damn cunthooks offa Daisy before you get shot to death in a swimming pool!"

F. Scott Fitzgerald, 'The Great Gatsby', 1st Edition published 1925 by Goatse and Sons, New York.

by Bob Goon June 11, 2003

Cunthook

Kick in the genital area which can apply to males or females. Although considered to be the quintessential move to ending a cat fight between two female parties.

Paige dealt the final blow with a cunthook to Monique.

by mattlikesvodka July 25, 2009

Cunthooks

Used to describe a man who is enthralled by a woman. Example: "She's got him by the cunthooks"

by Terry boughton May 2, 2003

CUNTHOOKS

Device used for spreading the Vaginal lips apart for inspection or fucking - also handy for dragging to different locations

Where the FUCK did I leave my CUNTHOOKS ?

by Frase 61 May 3, 2019