A "Toad" is a human with "Toad Like" Qualities.

Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.

Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.
"Reiner is one, nasty Toad. He sure has Fucked over a lot of people in his day."
by Simple Clara November 13, 2013
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(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )

His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
by G-Union June 06, 2003
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A large woman who walks slowly down the street. The combination of her large size and slow speed make it difficult to pass her on a standard sidewalk.

A normally paced walker will easily catch up to the slow and wide walker, but, unfortunately, it will be nearly impossible to pass the slow and wide walker because the sidewalk is too narrow. The normally paced walker will have to stop to give the slow and wide walker space between the two walkers. Then the normally paced walker will catch up again, thus repeating the cycle. This repeated stop and catch up and stop action is similar to a toad is hopping slowly down a sidewalk.
Charles Wellington IV was late for his important Madison Avenue appointment because he got caught behind a toad off the subway. He could not pass her on the busy street, and the toad had no inclination that there was a man who was walking like a normal person behind her.
by HarlemHarrier April 20, 2011
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A Toad is a warty frog-like animal, you assclown
by Shi-za June 22, 2003
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a half-dumb person
Guy: "Hey wuts up"(trips and falls and laughs at himself and continues with the converstaion like nothing ever happened)
Girl:(Dumb look on her face) "Your such a toad"
Guy: "Wut it didn't hurt it was just three steps" (lol)
by Tippy_07 December 27, 2010
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A small child-like being with a mushroom on its head.
You give Nintendo some magic mushrooms, and look what they did to the frogs...
by moofah December 07, 2003
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I toad you not ta touch my moonshine, now I'm gunnu wup yer ass!
by podankster April 22, 2004
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