The offspring of somebody that you consider to be a cunt, typically your ex and therefore children shared by you and them or somebody displaying such cuntish behaviour that they must have been spawned by a cunt.
I was driving to work this morning and I saw the cuntspawn walking to school.
A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.
The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef
The act of presumptuously telling another how they think due to an identified group belonging; especially within a perceived patriarchal societal construct.
Similar to mansplaining in that it is condescending and patronizing, but dissimilar in that cuntsplanations are also accompanied by a significant share of resentment and/or vitriol.
“I don’t go out with her anymore. Every time she gets more than one drink in her she starts cuntsplaining to everyone how their individuality is really just a symptom of an oppressive cultural construct and nothing more.”
Cuntsmanship- the act of being a cunt or the art of being proficiently skilled in sexual intercourse
That man's cuntsmanship is next level (sexual meaning )
The general cuntsmanship he is displaying makes it difficult for us to hang out ( being a cunt)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!