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cuntverted

When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.
'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''

Cuntertainment 

TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.
"Blimey! That new game show High Stakes, presented by Jeremy Kyle is pure cuntertainment isn't it?"
Cuntertainment by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011

Cuntbersome

difficult to deal with, difficult to manage especially when it involves a cunty individual
David's divorce was a long drawn cuntbersome process
a concert or music festival with predominately female and/or lesbian artists, musicians, and fans.
Did you make it to the Lilith Fair cuntcert?
There sure were a lot of chicks with buzzcuts at the Indigo Girls cuntcert!
cuntcert by -AMS July 1, 2008
a concert or music festival with predominately female and/or lesbian artists, musicians, and fans.
Did you make it to the Lilith Fair cuntcert?
There sure were a lot of chicks with buzzcuts at the Indigo Girls cuntcert!
cuntcert by -AMS June 28, 2008

cuntbeater 

A cuntbeater refers to a stick or other elongated device used to abuse and to destroy cunts.
Wife! C'mere. You have misbehaved. I'm getting the cuntbeater and teaching you a lesson.
cuntbeater by Jacques Asse July 1, 2009