cuntbeater Share definition Flag A cuntbeater refers to a stick or other elongated device used to abuse and to destroy cunts. Wife! C'mere. You have misbehaved. I'm getting the cuntbeater and teaching you a lesson. cuntbeater by Jacques Asse July 1, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the cuntbeater mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch