Cuntberg

When you meet someone who you think might be a bit of a cunt only after getting to know them do you realise that underneath that persona, like an iceberg where 91% of it is under the surface, they are in fact a massive horrible cunt.

You know that boy Tom, I thought he was a bit off turns out his is a cuntberg.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 18, 2017

cuntburger

A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.

An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.

by Guillermo March 31, 2004

Cuntbersome

difficult to deal with, difficult to manage especially when it involves a cunty individual

David's divorce was a long drawn cuntbersome process

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

cuntburgers

Burgers that are to be placed inside of a woman's vagina to be eaten out of by random strangers.

I was with your mom last night, she made me some great cuntburgers!

by Anonymous51913 January 1, 2011

Professor Cuntburglar

1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.

2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.

How he shifts:

Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.

John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.

by HohohoMuthaFuckas February 1, 2010

cuntburger

Annoying female, especially with red hair. Red haired girls are usually the biggest cuntburgers.

Camryn Cohen is a cuntburger.

by tallbrownindian June 29, 2015

cuntbert

A female Dilbert; the office bitch.

I don't know which is worse in this job, the Ottos or the Cuntberts.

by reality friendly January 9, 2008