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cuntcert

a concert or music festival with predominately female and/or lesbian artists, musicians, and fans.
Did you make it to the Lilith Fair cuntcert?
There sure were a lot of chicks with buzzcuts at the Indigo Girls cuntcert!
by -AMS July 1, 2008
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cuntcert

a concert or music festival with predominately female and/or lesbian artists, musicians, and fans.
Did you make it to the Lilith Fair cuntcert?
There sure were a lot of chicks with buzzcuts at the Indigo Girls cuntcert!
by -AMS June 28, 2008
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cuntcer

Cancer of the vagina.
I hope that stupid bitch dies of cuntcer.
Dude, that's not cool, my grandmother died of a vaginal tumor.
Guy, that's probably because she had seventeen kids.
by Whiskeynick January 11, 2007
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cuntverted

When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.
'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''
by Anonymous submissions March 9, 2017
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Cuntcentration Camp

Often referred to as a large gathering or clique of individuals whose "cuntyness" has attracted them to each other, much like flies to a shit pile.
Look at that Cuntcentration Camp over there; I knew Molly would give into and join the rest of the cunts when she blew the quarterback behind the bleachers.
by Chris Fridge April 22, 2014
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Cuntertainment

TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.
"Blimey! That new game show High Stakes, presented by Jeremy Kyle is pure cuntertainment isn't it?"
by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011
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cuntception

(cun-ˈtsep-shən)

1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.

2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.
1- Boy, that cunt is a true master of cuntception.

2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!
by qinsanep March 19, 2015
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