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cuntcer
I hope that stupid bitch dies of cuntcer.
Dude, that's not cool, my grandmother died of a vaginal tumor.
Guy, that's probably because she had seventeen kids.
Dude, that's not cool, my grandmother died of a vaginal tumor.
Guy, that's probably because she had seventeen kids.
cuntcer by Whiskeynick January 11, 2007
cuntverted
When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.
'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''
cuntverted by Anonymous submissions March 9, 2017
Cuntcentration Camp
Often referred to as a large gathering or clique of individuals whose "cuntyness" has attracted them to each other, much like flies to a shit pile.
Look at that Cuntcentration Camp over there; I knew Molly would give into and join the rest of the cunts when she blew the quarterback behind the bleachers.
Cuntcentration Camp by Chris Fridge April 22, 2014
Cuntertainment
TV programming which is quite clearly made to entertain cunts. It will also be presented by/star a cunt, hence any TV show featuring Britain's most low rent Jerry Springer wannabe Jeremy Kyle.
Cuntertainment by sickkid1972 October 11, 2011
cuntception
(cun-ˈtsep-shən)
1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.
2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.
1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.
2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.
1- Boy, that cunt is a true master of cuntception.
2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!
2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!
cuntception by qinsanep March 19, 2015
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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