cuntverted

When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.

'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''

cuntverted by Anonymous submissions March 9, 2017

Cuntered 

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.

Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.

Cuntered by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011

Converted Cat Hater

A person who had a lifetime hatred of cats. One who used to tell tales of how evil they were. Then one day their girlfriend or wife, or kid, or etc. forces them to live with a cat. Cats are attracted to cat haters. This particular cat also turns out to be intelligent, friendly and loving. The cat hater eventually sees kitty do something funny, looks at kitty and says, " You'll do cat,you got a home with me." At this point kitty will look at the former cat hater and blink hi eyes one time. In cat talk this can mean different things but in this case it means "I like you too."

A converted cat hater becomes a cat defender. They get angry when people say bad things about them. They become homicidal if they think somebody is going to hurt their cat.

Two bored teenagers are crusing a tiny midwestern village late at night.
Teen 1; I'm bored man, lets do something, lets tear this fucking little town up, take that gun and shoot at some houses.

Teen 2; This is the town where Billy was killed. He shot at a house and within 15 seconds half the town was shooting at him.

Teen 1, Bad idea, take my pellet rifle, it makes less noise, and start shooting their fucking cats. Everybody in this town hates cats. We will be hero's to them.

Teen 2. Aims the pellet rifle at a cat but before he can shoot the back window of their car explodes. Then they hear the distinct sound of another round being jacked in to a pump shot gun.

Teen 1. "Lets get the fuck out of here dude!" "That's a converted cat hater with a gun and they WILL kill us."

The teens later meet their buddies. They tell their friends "Some asshole shot our back window out but that's OK." We really beat the shit out of him and we tore that little town up before we left," "You shoulda seen it man, they was all scared of us and acting like bitches."

Converted Cat Hater by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 20, 2012

cuntceited 

similar to a vaingina. Except whereas a vaingina is a hot girl who while full of herself is still ok to hang out with. A hot girl who is cuntceited not only is full of herself but also such a bitch that she has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Nelson: Yo, Dane's ex is such a bitch. She totally lives in a bubble that just revolves around her.

Dave: Can you believe she said she had to lower her standards so much to be with him, and that's why she cheated because she couldn't even recognize herself anymore.

Nelson: I know she's so cuntceited!

cuntceited by autobot85 March 26, 2010

Cunterteers 

A triplet of good cunts.

Look at them Cunterteers, off to their threesomes

Cunterteers by A honourable cunt August 28, 2019

Cuntcerned 

A form of the word concerned: When there's a nosy female who isn't minding her own business, she is cuntcerned

Wow, Hayden is way to Cuntcerned about this

Cuntcerned by Kadeo888 June 18, 2018

Ghost converted conservative 

A person who held liberal beliefs but now have full blown switched to conservative. But have retained that they are still liberal.

Example: Joe: "Wow Jordan Peterson used to have pretty liberal ideas. Now he talks about God and capitalism, and that feminism is bad. What happened to him?"
Mark: "Yeah it's because he a ghost converted conservative."

Ghost converted conservative by Jake Casper June 28, 2023