134 definitions by Jacques Asse

Emolysis is the act of beating the living shit out of emo males, who have more female genes than male ones.
Jacques drop-kicked Trent in a fine display of emolysis.
by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009
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Enemisting is enemy duckfisting your nemeses. You should use the largest possible duck you can find, and shove the fucker so far up their ass that you can see the duck's head in the enemy's mouth. You should always do this to Eminem.
Enemisting Eminem was a grand feat. But it smelled horribly.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
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Erektus are large, spatially dispersed penile warts.
After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.
by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009
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Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.
Run! Here comes Anal Alice; last time she was here we had to get a new house!
by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009
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Manscara is what men put on their eyelashes to make the look fuller, usually these are faggoty-ass metro Emo dudes with extremely small dicks.
Phred wears a lot of manscara.
by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009
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Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.
When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.
by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009
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The Niggarena refers to the latest British dance craze, based on the tribal monkey behavior of the wild negro.
Sam and Patrice are doing the niggarena.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
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