by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.
by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009
Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.
It makes em fuggin wild.
It makes em fuggin wild.
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
A nutbuster plus is a fat chick who likes it on top, and gets into it so much that she generates additional inertia and momentum and completely flattens your balls.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.
by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009