134 definitions by Jacques Asse
Emolysis is the act of beating the living shit out of emo males, who have more female genes than male ones.
by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009
Enemisting is enemy duckfisting your nemeses. You should use the largest possible duck you can find, and shove the fucker so far up their ass that you can see the duck's head in the enemy's mouth. You should always do this to Eminem.
by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009
After years of grudge-fucking and marijuana-induced debauchery, Phred caught erektus, and his phallus was never the same.
by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009
Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.
by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009
Manscara is what men put on their eyelashes to make the look fuller, usually these are faggoty-ass metro Emo dudes with extremely small dicks.
by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009
Mother-in-Law Fucker.
When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.
When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.
When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.
by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009
The Niggarena refers to the latest British dance craze, based on the tribal monkey behavior of the wild negro.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
