vanillingus

Vanillingus refers to the act of adding copious amounts of vanilla to cunnilingus.

When the smell was too fishy or foul, ole Phred just pulled the vanillingus to freshen things up.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

typhoontang

A gigantic vaginal vortex that destroys literally everything in its path.

Phred tried to go down on Marci and eat her, but he got lost in the typhoontang.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Faggoty Maggoty

Faggoty Maggoty is a homosexual icon in the farming world. Gay farmers of all ages look up to the great, the mighty, the lubed Faggoty Maggoty.

Faggoty Maggoty is the only man I have ever seen who could take 3 dicks at once.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009

Indigo Cunting

Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.

It makes em fuggin wild.

Yep. We're goin indigo cunting this weekend. And we are really painting the town blue.

by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009

vaginal wedge

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.

When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Jewsting

Jewsting = jew-fisting. The process of fisting Jewish American princesses.

Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.

by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009

eFudd

eFudd is an emolysized apparition, reduced to a cartoonish caricature.

Jacques looked in the mirror, and suffered an eFudd since he hadn't combed his hair in weeks.

by Jacques Asse May 07, 2009