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When your cum has the special sweet spicy flavor that no other male possesses, when you cum more then a hentai protagonist, and when your meaty gritty monster cock is enough to make a woman cum from just looking at it.
Person 1: Bro I just banged your mom last night
Person 2: Well I'm the cumgod and I came so much in your mom last night that she doesn't even remember it
Cumgod by fuckleknuckler January 28, 2022
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I am a cumgod I cum 20 times a second u ugly fat cummers
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cumgobbler 

Ye who gobbles massive amounts of sloppy cum
Holy shit my girlfriend acted like a little cumgobbler after i jizzed in her face after 2 hours of a giant bukkake
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cumdodger 

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.
I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!
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cumgobbler 

one who likes to gobble cum.
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Girl1: Yes, I would go to cumbodia again.
Cambodian guy: ah jm
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flying cum god 

when a man grows wings and begins to fly with a light on his back while cumming, to emanate a god cumming
this can also be used on people then it will be known as a flying cum god lord.
i was walking in the park and some guy pulled a flying cum god on the tree and I ran so it didn't become a flying cum god lord.
flying cum god by penisleggyface December 6, 2017
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