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cumgobbler

Ye who gobbles massive amounts of sloppy cum
Holy shit my girlfriend acted like a little cumgobbler after i jizzed in her face after 2 hours of a giant bukkake
by dan breuninger September 16, 2005
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cumgobbler

one who likes to gobble cum.
Lick it up cumgobbler.
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...
by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
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Cum Gobbler

An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006
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cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"
by David Troutt May 29, 2008
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cuntgobbler

He gobbles cunt, therefore, he is a cuntgobbler.
by Aeroparats September 26, 2012
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cumrobbery

--One word---

1. The act of a woman ditching a man after a sexual intercourse.

2. The state of being ripped-off by unprobable odds.
1. That stupid whore! She gave me a cumrobbery!

2. Did you see how fast my horse was moving? Lost me $100! What a cumrobbery!
by Birrrrrdman August 7, 2006
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