cumgobbler
Holy shit my girlfriend acted like a little cumgobbler after i jizzed in her face after 2 hours of a giant bukkake
cumgobbler by dan breuninger September 16, 2005
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CobGobbler
A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)
- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)
- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
Cum Gobbler
An individual, male or female, he finds much enjoyment in the injestion of semen and/or seminal fluids. Usually used as an insult.
Cum Gobbler by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006
cobgobbler
Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.
cobgobbler by David Troutt May 29, 2008
cuntgobbler
cuntgobbler by Aeroparats September 26, 2012
cumrobbery
--One word---
1. The act of a woman ditching a man after a sexual intercourse.
2. The state of being ripped-off by unprobable odds.
1. The act of a woman ditching a man after a sexual intercourse.
2. The state of being ripped-off by unprobable odds.
1. That stupid whore! She gave me a cumrobbery!
2. Did you see how fast my horse was moving? Lost me $100! What a cumrobbery!
2. Did you see how fast my horse was moving? Lost me $100! What a cumrobbery!
cumrobbery by Birrrrrdman August 7, 2006
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