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cum dodger 

A person, usually a porn actress, trying hard to avoid a facial cum shot.
Too bad she's a cum dodger.
cum dodger by W August 4, 2004

Cum Dodger 

After engaging in sex, your spouse or girlfriend initially get's on her knees when you're climaxing up to an orgasm.

You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.
"Hey John, how was that night out with your wife ? "
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.
Cum Dodger by ResEve0 February 9, 2009

cumroddery 

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.
Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.

african cum dodger 

a african person who avoids cum shots
ceo of der magaizine cheyenee avoids facial is a african cum dodger
african cum dodger by coltray October 25, 2009
a white usually protein based stain on black clothing/hair producing a badger-like effect.
wow i love those cumbadger trousers.
after giving head oprah realised she had a cumbadger chin; it was th shizzle m' nizzle.
cumbadger by snafetc. February 6, 2004

cumbooger 

When you nut so hard in a girls mouth it goes up into her nose. She must then sneeze it out.
Aiden- “Bro I gave my girl cumboogers last night
cumbooger by Leolulu November 30, 2020