cumdodger

When a girl says you can come on her face, then suddenly jerks her head to avoid the skeet.

I cant believe that cumdodging bitch didnt let me skeet skeet skeet goddamn!

by Christian Robinson February 26, 2004

cum dodger

A person, usually a porn actress, trying hard to avoid a facial cum shot.

Too bad she's a cum dodger.

by W August 4, 2004

Cum Dodger

After engaging in sex, your spouse or girlfriend initially get's on her knees when you're climaxing up to an orgasm.

You will begin to ejaculate while she dodges your semen, thus leaving you unsatisfactory.

"Hey John, how was that night out with your wife ? "
"Ehh, she's a cum dodger Frank!" John said with a frown.
"You should divorce that bitch!" as Frank shouted.

by ResEve0 February 9, 2009

cumroddery

Being friends with someone soley because you like the taste of their semen.

Paul and Lance developed the deepest cumroddery after bunking in the Navy for 16 months at sea.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

african cum dodger

a african person who avoids cum shots

ceo of der magaizine cheyenee avoids facial is a african cum dodger

by coltray October 25, 2009

cumbadger

a white usually protein based stain on black clothing/hair producing a badger-like effect.

wow i love those cumbadger trousers.
after giving head oprah realised she had a cumbadger chin; it was th shizzle m' nizzle.

by snafetc. February 6, 2004

cumbooger

When you nut so hard in a girls mouth it goes up into her nose. She must then sneeze it out.

Aiden- “Bro I gave my girl cumboogers last night”

by Leolulu November 30, 2020