Jason- What are you going to be for Halloween sexy-pants, a transsexual?
Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.
Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.
by Christee Carter January 28, 2009
by Boofkin May 4, 2022
1. The little bit of cum that stays in the penis after sex or mastubation, usually pissed out afterwards.
2. An ugly chick who gets a face full of cum.
2. An ugly chick who gets a face full of cum.
"Dude, I totally blew a cum goblin in that bitches face!"
or
"You're such a cum goblin!"
or
"That bitch that gave me head last night was a cum goblin, thank god i was drunk!"
or
"You're such a cum goblin!"
or
"That bitch that gave me head last night was a cum goblin, thank god i was drunk!"
by kevin89 February 2, 2008
An alternative name for Miracle Whip, coined by Matthew Inman of webcomic The Oatmeal.
This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
This term is considered extremely offensive to goblins, as no one would want their cum compared to something as disgusting as Miracle Whip.
by GAWII April 26, 2014
by Nut funny man January 26, 2023