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Cumgoblin 

A person who enjoys eating cum
Johnny enjoys eating his and other people's cum, so he is a cumgoblin.
Cumgoblin by starfishunicorn675 February 6, 2022

Cumblind 

Cumblind is when you ejaculate semen onto her eyes while she gets blinded by your sperm.
Oh I will get you Cumblind tonight
Cumblind by Thesitesuck March 5, 2015

Cum-Goblin 

Creature who gobbles mouth loads of jizzum.
Jason- What are you going to be for Halloween sexy-pants, a transsexual?

Denise- Nope, this year I'm going to be a cum-goblin.
Cum-Goblin by Christee Carter January 28, 2009

cuntgoblin

A person who has an unhealthy preoccupation with the female genitalia; a person who actively seeks to have contact with female genitalia through indirect means (i.e. through touching underwear)
"Stupid cuntgoblin tried to put his hand up in my skirt"
cuntgoblin by Lector Landgrab January 20, 2009

Cum Goblin 

Someone who drinks cum like it was goddamn water.
Kamilla is such a cum goblin.
Cum Goblin by Boofkin May 4, 2022

cumdoubling 

When a woman gives two consecutive blow jobs to two different males, and the ejaculate from the first male is still in her mouth upon the second act of fellatio.
I caught Theresa cumdoubling at the work holiday party, Pete was pissed that he was second.
cumdoubling by Shejess January 1, 2017
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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